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3.4.2004
NO BOOTY CALL IN THE MOVIE THEATER
wow, its been i long time since i last wrote anything, so go ahead and get comfy, i ve got lots to say...
first of all, last friday me, jackie, zack and ray all went downtown to see a movie. You Got Served, to be more specific. (we only were in the movie for 40 mins, and none of us knew what was going on at all)and so we're sitting there, me and ray, making out , and all.....and jackie and zack are having sex, right there, during the movie. then, i saw some people coming up the stairs...and i could tell they were employees and one was a cop, and im just sitting there thinking "oh shit, i hope we arent in trouble, oh please oh please..." but just as luck would have it, they came right up to jackie and zack, and shined a flashlight right on them. and they said " this is a not an appropriate place to do that, this isnt a motel," and then they were like" come with us" so jackie got off zacks lap and straightened her skirt and zack had to put his penis away, then me and ray went with them. and we were both afraid they were getting arrested, and then the cop attempted to take their pictures with a polaroid camera, zack smiled and we just started laughing our asses off. but, it turned out they were out of film, so the cop guy just got each of their names and addresses, told them they were banned from the movies, and let them go. and when we left they just started to laugh so much, then we decided to go to the park so jackie and zack could finish up.... me and ray were just like sitting there.....and then we walked around, and when we came back, they were done. and zack had spilled a bit on his pants, heehee. um, then after that we decided to go somwhere warm since me and jackie were both freezing our asses off. (guys and their damn space heaters!) so, we went to the globe, hung out there for a bit, and then it was time for me a nd jackie to go,( i gave her a ride home) and that was friday...
and its late, and im lazy and so im gonna finish typing th rest tomorrow.......or, eventually, i guess.
love,
jessica
Posted at 10:26 pm by RabbitHumper
2.25.2004
THE TEA PARTY......brought to you by lauren and jessica
rocknchic333: sup
RagingAntibodies: nothin muchos
rocknchic333: fun fun fun...
RagingAntibodies: mhm
RagingAntibodies: 'tis
rocknchic333: indeed
RagingAntibodies: yes, jolly good then.
RagingAntibodies: shall we have some tea and crumpets then?
rocknchic333: yes, indeed we shall
rocknchic333: will u pass the eta old chap?
RagingAntibodies: the what, im sorry i ddint understand you your mouth was full of crumpets
rocknchic333: oo dear me!! i've forgotten my manners! will u pass the tea please dear old chap?
RagingAntibodies: jolly good then, mate... here you are
rocknchic333: cheers!
RagingAntibodies: ::clink::
rocknchic333: :-)
rocknchic333: so hows the day been old friend?
RagingAntibodies: 'tis been a bit dreary im afraid.
RagingAntibodies: how about yourself good ol' chap?
rocknchic333: oo dear me! that's awful...well its been jolly good!
RagingAntibodies: well, im glad to hear.....
rocknchic333: indeed
RagingAntibodies: hm...seems ive run out of tea....
RagingAntibodies: pass the kettle please
rocknchic333: ooo allow me!
rocknchic333: ::pour pour::
rocknchic333: any sugar?
rocknchic333: or milk?
RagingAntibodies: yes please why thank you. ::adds sugar and creme::
RagingAntibodies: ::stir stir::
rocknchic333: cheers!
RagingAntibodies: ::sip sip:
rocknchic333: so how's the family?
RagingAntibodies: OWWW!!! BLOODY HELL! THIS TEA IS SCALDING HOT!!!
RagingAntibodies: lol
rocknchic333: hehe
rocknchic333: ooooooooo
rocknchic333: dear me!!
rocknchic333: here hav a crumpet!!
RagingAntibodies: OWWW, CALL A MEDIC...I DONT WANT YOUR BLOODY CRUMPET ::slaps crumpet out of hand::
rocknchic333: ::runs to phone::
rocknchic333: SCOTLAND YARD! WE NEED SCOTLAND YARD!
rocknchic333: PUT THIS MAN UNDER ARRREST HE SLAPPED MY...*DUN DUN DUN* CRUMPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RagingAntibodies: IM A WOMAN NOT A MAN!!!!!
rocknchic333: ::gasps from the other end of the phone::
RagingAntibodies: HOW DAAAAAARREEE YOOOUU
rocknchic333: *MORE GASPS*
RagingAntibodies: <<dun dun dunnnnnn>>
rocknchic333: mwahahahahahahah
rocknchic333: ::the crumpet bandit swings thru the open window::
rocknchic333: mwahahahaha
RagingAntibodies: TO BE CONTINUED............
RagingAntibodies: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEe, WHO THE MASKED CRUMPET BANDIT IS
RagingAntibodies: and also to find out if jessica is a man or woman,
rocknchic333: dun dun dun!
rocknchic333: and now for our sponsors
RagingAntibodies: lol
rocknchic333: hehe!!
RagingAntibodies: wow, that was fun
rocknchic333: i know
rocknchic333: next week we shud continue hehe
RagingAntibodies: yes, definetly
Posted at 6:41 pm by RabbitHumper
My First Entry (sounds like a fisher-price childs toy)
hey there, this is my new online journal thing. um, yea. ok im gonna tell about yesterday, since lotsa stuff happend. well, yesterday morning was kinda boring, i think. i duno. i really dont remember much of any morning..... but then later in algebra, ms. fowler was getting really angry and it was kinda funny. then in lowens class, i got to leave like 15 mins. into class, and then when i was finished with my thing i had to do, there was still 5 or 10 mins. of class left so i went to 2nd lunch and just hung out there.and in drama, i had to perform my monologue, romeo& juliet.....oh boy, and i had trouble memorizing it, but when i performed i got all the lines down, well, for the most part, but what really sucked (according to ewarts comments on my performance) was i "had no emotion" and i was "reciting it too fast" which was kinda true...but o well. after school, it was raining, and i had to walk 12 blocks in the rain, and to make matters worse, i had forgotten my key inside the house earlier that morning, so there i was stuck, just sitting out side, under the carport, so i call my dad, told him my problem, he says that its my fault and theres nothing he can do about it. so i tell him, fine im gonna go over to someones house until you get home. and so i called travis, since he lives close to me. and i asked if i could stay at his house for a couple hours and so then he came and picked me up, and we hung out at his house. it was fun. we listened to music and i typed on aim, well, i was trying to, travis kept trying to type stuff to the people i was talking to, and he was like picking me up and trying to move me away, but it wasnt working, heehee. anyways, i broke his foot , not really tho. then i found out that zack hates trav cuz of some chick named magige.....uh, i duno. oh yea, jackie and zack are going out , and it s so awesome b/c me and ray are going out and so me and jackie are like best friends and so are zack and ray, so we're one big happy family blob thing (that was a little off subject,) but anyways.... oh, yes, yesterday, report cards. oh boy, i did good a's and b's escept for my d in english it was only b/c i didnt turn in several homework assignmets. but he still got all mad and stuff and he made me do my homework and it was annoying..... and i only ended up getting to be on aim that night for 30 mins. it sucked.
and today, i woke up, it was raining. and everything was rather blah the whole day. ray came to 1st lunch, and in algebra, meg was wearing the "pimp" rain coat with little wales on it. very niiice and today i didnt hafta do 2nd performance since we werent in the auditorium, so i got out of that one....... thats about it. i want some tea so im gonna stop typing cuz my fingers are dying......
fare thee well,
- jessica
Posted at 4:02 pm by RabbitHumper
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